DA TEXTING WARZ


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The fallowing dialog is an actual texting conversation between me and The Emo Queen.

Me: OH MY GOD! IM BURNING ALIVE WHILE BEING CHASED BY FIRE PROOF BEES!

T.E.Q:Seriously? *smirk* sucks for you.

Me:OH MY GOD! THEY HAVE 2INCH LONG STINGERS! THERE STINGING MY BONES!

T.E.Q:Ah. life is good. *sips soda and chuckles*

Me:By the will of pony. Have you no pity!?

T.E.Q: . . . The will of pony? Really?

Me: Yes? why? YOU HATEN ON MEH PONY!?

T.E.Q:You just got RYHO-ED.

Me: *rubs butt* PONY ATTACK!

T.E.Q:Aw! A pony! *pets* what a sweetheart!

Me: *Slaps face* DAM U PONY! I new i should hav gotten the gorillashark.

T.E.Q:NOW PONY. SATISFY YOUR BLOODLUST. KILL THE BOY.

Me:Oh . . dear . . god. *crunch* MY HAND!

T.E.Q: . . . Good pony. that's enough. *gives sugar cube*

Me:Great now im a lefty. I HATE LEFTY! he scares me.

T.E.Q:Sucks for you. You get the hard life.

Me:Oh well atleast the gorillashark wont*CRUNCH* OH GOD! LEFTY!

T.E.Q:Now. come on. A gorillashark? How did you not see that coming?

Me:*types with feet* Dam you gorillashark! i thought what we had was special!

T.E.Q:Can't trust them gorillasharks.

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