Me: OH MY GOD! IM BURNING ALIVE WHILE BEING CHASED BY FIRE PROOF BEES! T.E.Q:Seriously? *smirk* sucks for you. Me:OH MY GOD! THEY HAVE 2INCH LONG STINGERS! THERE STINGING MY BONES! T.E.Q:Ah. life is good. *sips soda and chuckles* Me:By the will of pony. Have you no pity!? T.E.Q: . . . The will of pony? Really? Me: Yes? why? YOU HATEN ON MEH PONY!? T.E.Q:You just got RYHO-ED. Me: *rubs butt* PONY ATTACK! T.E.Q:Aw! A pony! *pets* what a sweetheart! Me: *Slaps face* DAM U PONY! I new i should hav gotten the gorillashark. T.E.Q:NOW PONY. SATISFY YOUR BLOODLUST. KILL THE BOY. Me:Oh . . dear . . god. *crunch* MY HAND! T.E.Q: . . . Good pony. that's enough. *gives sugar cube* Me:Great now im a lefty. I HATE LEFTY! he scares me. T.E.Q:Sucks for you. You get the hard life. Me:Oh well atleast the gorillashark wont*CRUNCH* OH GOD! LEFTY! T.E.Q:Now. come on. A gorillashark? How did you not see that coming? Me:*types with feet* Dam you gorillashark! i thought what we had was special! T.E.Q:Can't trust them gorillasharks.
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